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853. Posted by: Drunken violent nobody
06/09/06

that's the problem he never has a quiet drink he always ends up with dicks flying out of his mouth as he screams how popular he is! if he is that passionate about drowning his balls in liquor then he needs to stay home instead of scaring helpless children and adults. i guess staying home dosen't help him either considering everytime he drinks at home he hits his wife or threatens to drive his car through his house! he just needs to drink himself to death because he has drank away every last bit of sense he may have at one time had!

852. Posted by: The Power Of Hoff
06/09/06

there's nothing wrong with Night Rocker. It's widely regarded as a classic that never got the recognition it deserved.

851. Posted by: The Power Of Hoff
06/09/06

there's nothing wrong with Night Rocker. It's widely regarded as a classic that never got the recognition it deserved.

850. Posted by: knight rocker is a joke!
06/09/06

I listened to knight rocker and spit out my drink it was so laughable! It was so stupid that it was funny. What a cheeseball! He makes Barney the Dinosaur look like Motzart!

849. Posted by: Ego inflated talking heads
06/09/06

the point is that everytime he does something he has to broadcast it like hey look at me i'm the greatest. it is all rehearsed just to get recognition. true heros could care less if they ever get attention from it. i wouldn't expect anything more from him we all know what a blowhard chavinist he is, of at least us with acutal working brains are aware of this. however i am glad that there are intelligently absent people in the world because it makes for a good laugh!

848. Posted by: lots of laughs
06/09/06

to all hoff bashers i am so glad i found this site i have been a hoff hater for a long time and i read some of the old posts and they are funny as hell these people are tards i can't believe how they are so easily entertained by bullshit it's great to laugh at shallow people everyday it is like a comedy site but what's even better is knowing they are really that stupid i love it! my four year old cousin can make higher graphical quality videos than this chump. kind of makes you wonder if he really knows he sucks and is doing so on purpose just to see what fools buy into it! no wonder he had to sell out to the european's we are too smart to buy that shit!

847. Posted by: The Power Of Hoff
06/09/06

Lets get a few things straight. Firstly the Hoff is a man of peace who has given a lot to the world. He actually saved someone from certain death in the 1990s (no it wasn't on Baywatch it was real) Secondly, the Hoff should be given respect in public. Over zealous parents forcing their children to approach him in restaurants is stupid. Leave The Hoff alone if he wants to have a quiet drink.

846. Posted by: thanks keri miller
06/09/06

i read what you posted about the hoff's being drunken actions at that restaurant. i was appauled about how he screamed at the child. i used to be a pretty big fan my friends and i had just found this site last week we were going to add our signatures but now you have awakened us. i also read the posting about heros by someone else. it was brilliant. the way you put it really made sense to me. you are a very intelligent person and i respect you. i have lost all respect for hoff, come to think of it his music is pretty corny. it seemed to sound a lot better to me when i was a child. i guess some people do grow up eventually. today my friends and i threw all the hoff albums we had in the trash and it felt liberating. maybe all of us should take some lessons from you and stop putting someone on a pedestal that already put himself there years ago.

845. Posted by: to miss iruny
06/09/06

To miss Iruny:Hooked on a Crack Pipe I'm hooked on a crack pipe I'm high on believing, this glass dicks been good to me. I'm hooked on a crack pipe, blowing smoke at all the whores who worship me! This crack tastes just like candy, I'll smoke my soul away, I can always find some dumb bitch to latch on to. And when she takes a stand to me I'll punch her in the face cause that's what she deserves anyway! I'm hooked on a crack pipe, inhailing this glass dick and blowing my balls away. I'm hooked on a crack pipe, World knows I suck but thats o-fuckin-kay!

844. Posted by: To all the LOSERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
06/09/06

How ironic! I got all of my information about hoff not having shit to do with the end of the cold war and the Berlin wall being torn down on wikipedia! You are just to gullible infact why don't you google GULLIBLE! I think it is hilarious you get a laugh out of this, I get the most satisfaction knowing the joke is on you. I wouldn't expect you to comprehend what and idiot that you are or the hoff is. The serious posts were just too vast for your brain capacity. Learn how to brush your teeth, I can smell you through the computer! By the way misses irunyyyyy, I said stick your finger up your ass and google your mother, I thought you understood irony beut ie geuss i waes wroonnug!