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There is a tramp who hangs around town with a tesco carrier bag.....Sure you have all seen him...He used to be a very successful Hetrosexual Business man and was minted...he too had his head turned by the Hoff...took a chance and had some bum action with the Hoff meister....Fell madly in love. In the morning Hoff wiped his knob on the curtains...drove off into the distance in Kit. The business man woke up and was heartbroken. He never quite got over his experience with Hoff...and was heartbroken. He never actually quite get over "THE HOFF" his business, his marriage,collapsed :o( (Sniff)...Now that succesful man is a heartbroken Tramp roaming the streets of your local High Street looking for the Hoff...Sad I know.... but guys dont go there, when your head too is turned by THE HOFF..think of that tramp...and stay well away..if you havent already guessed that tramp is me :o( |
