I am German, I love the hoff, I kick the ball, I manage the National Team, we Lose! Why? Because we loze our Hoff Cd before the game, who else could inspire us to freedom?
Hoff is my hero, I hope one day to have a chest as sexy as his and to own a pair of his used hotpants. Me and Mrs Mirkle are going to buy 12,000 hoff singles each. And Sven assures me he is going to spend today pay on the Hoff campaign so that should be your first 50k sold.
We need a hoff concert on top of Zee Chelsea ground, then maybe people will pull that down too.