Some people stand in the darkness, affraid to step into the light but not the Hoff, oh no....... long live the Hoff
392. Posted by: Jock Stein
Big Jock Knew that you could do it Hoff.
391. Posted by: Erich Honecker
Don't talk to me about that turd Hasselhoff. Me and the Stasi had a cushy number until that b'stard turned up. I urge all the working classes to purchase Now That's What I Call Trotsky LP's instead.
390. Posted by: Eminem
The Hoff will never beat the KING. The New King that is, me, EMINEM Mother Fucker!
389. Posted by: The Hoff
Hi Daniel, I would be more than happy to give u an anal probe, but don't tell anybody and also please wear tight white leather hot pants they turn me on, I am off to talk to a car.Love the Hoff xxxxxx
388. Posted by: Daniel Scarbro
I have always dreamed of reciving an anal probe from the Hoff, and now if he gest to number one he may tour and I maybe able to seduce him with my leahter hot pants, please get the hoff to number one so i can get bumed and enjoy man love with the hoff.
387. Posted by: James
I can't sign up; I don't use iTMS.
386. Posted by: michael
PLease choose the song Let It Be Me From an Episode of Knight Rider - or possibly better his cover of Madonna's La Isla Bonita
LONG LIVE THE HOFFMIESTER
385. Posted by: Spongebob
You can do it Hoff! First you help me and Patrick across the ocean and now you're going to number one!!!
384. Posted by: Bill
Is Hoff now Apples b*tch? How can the Hoff be allowed to be exploited in this way. Shame on you.