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683. Posted by: to: The Power Of The Hoff

31/08/06

You can put bucked teeth on a coffee table, but it still dosen't make it a piano!


682. Posted by: For the Hoff video specialist

31/08/06

What kind of clown college did you attend that allowed you to complete a PHD with Hoff videos? Or am I misunderstanding your PHD title. Maybe yours stands for, Pig Headed Dipshit. What will they come up with next, a doctorine in blindfolded sperm guzzling, With a minor in bucket mouth.


681. Posted by: For the WANKER

31/08/06

If you even remotley comprehend history, you would know that we all came from Europe. I guess your imbread tosser theory joke is on you. When you think about it, you all had to start the inbreeding process! Really the joke is in your pants!


680. Posted by: Chris31669

31/08/06

You guys are missing a great opporunity for Hoff success. Instead of simply a thank you page after someone signs up, you should provide a page with a badge or other graphic with the sign-up# that the person can put on his/her own website. A graphic with an individual number could be generated, or (if that's too complicated) you could provide some HTML with a link to a static graphic and the person's sign-up number. Thanks. -Chris, #31669


679. Posted by: To all angry Americans

31/08/06

You are all INBREAD TOSSERS . The Mighty HOFF is one of your own, leave him alone. If you want diss someone try doing it to that WANKER that calls himself your president


678. Posted by: another Angry American

31/08/06

Thank you! At least someone else has some sense. When I first saw the video I thougt it was a comedy skit. I was sure it could not be a real song. Then I remebered it is David Hasselhoff and something that stupid had to be created by an idiot like him. He acts like one of those creepy, drunk old dads who tries to molest his teenage daugter's friends. Unfortunately this world is full of so much intellectual absence that talent lacking fools like him get richer everyday. Oh well, no one ever accused his fans of being intelligent!


677. Posted by: Noelle Crass

31/08/06

I think the type of people who love the Hoff are the same type of people who secretly fantasize about ass raping goats. They probably rub mashed potatoes on their genitals and give blow jobs to tampons! These people need serious help so stay clear of them!


676. Posted by: Azza-gizza-azza-gizza-gob

30/08/06

I think he may be Jimmy Hoffa's illegitimate son.


675. Posted by: angelina

30/08/06

For the London fans: The Hoff will be signing copies of his book Making Waves at the Waterstones in Oxford Street on 15 September. Check out www.oxfordstreet.co.uk/whats-on/david-hasselhoff-book-signin g for more info!


674. Posted by: angelina

30/08/06

Goodbye Angry American! May the Hoff be with you :)


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