to the hoff fans all i can say is www.snarkywood.com/2006/07/hasselhoff.html look at the pics scroll down and you will see hoff literally going beasteallaty with a dog! this is your idiol! pictures don't lie. everyday i realize more and more reasons to laugh at you all and i loooovvvvvveeeee ittttttttttt!
771. Posted by: jealous fan
i saw where the hoff posted a message to marcie r. why did she get a personal message over the rest of us. all of us fight for him daily on here and i haven't seen her posting in a while. if she was a true fan she would still be posting for our man. is anyone else jealous?
770. Posted by: for cock knocker fan
night rocker in for cock knockers anyone who spends time being a fan of this idiot truly is wasting their time. I'm only trying to help you before it is too late. Just admit that you truthfully know that he is a joke just as this website is to me. I consider my rantings charity work.
769. Posted by: feel the magic
why are there people out there who still don't believe that the inspirational singing of the hoff did not cause the berlin wall to be knocked down? one day i was having bum sex with a bottle of glue after my boyfriend dumped me. some of it squirted inside and glued it shut. in great agony i got an idea. i listened to the hoffs hooked on a feeling song and it magically broke the glue seal in my bum free! if hoffs music can do that it can do anything! hoff infinity!
768. Posted by: To the haters
Listen to Night Rocker and learn a few things about The Hoff. He will forgive you for your comments.
767. Posted by: all the Hoff haters are inbred
I'm really pleased that the haters waste minutes of their lives spreading negativity about The Hoff, haven't you got anything better to do? Listen to Night Rocker.
766. Posted by: can we say birth control
all you hoff fans should have been sock sperm
765. Posted by: thanks angry american
from one intelligent american to another the torch is passed, lit, and burning them all a new asshole!
764. Posted by: To the shitfaces
all of you wack offs sure are a lot better trying to help someone make it to number one that you don't even know. I would rather be laughing at a terd then paying money to smear it all over my face anyday!