to the hoff fans all i can say is www.snarkywood.com/2006/07/hasselhoff.html look at the pics scroll down and you will see hoff literally going beasteallaty with a dog! this is your idiol! pictures don't lie. everyday i realize more and more reasons to laugh at you all and i loooovvvvvveeeee ittttttttttt!
771. Posted by: jealous fan
03/09/06
i saw where the hoff posted a message to marcie r. why did she get a personal message over the rest of us. all of us fight for him daily on here and i haven't seen her posting in a while. if she was a true fan she would still be posting for our man. is anyone else jealous?
770. Posted by: for cock knocker fan
03/09/06
night rocker in for cock knockers anyone who spends time being a fan of this idiot truly is wasting their time. I'm only trying to help you before it is too late. Just admit that you truthfully know that he is a joke just as this website is to me. I consider my rantings charity work.
769. Posted by: feel the magic
03/09/06
why are there people out there who still don't believe that the inspirational singing of the hoff did not cause the berlin wall to be knocked down? one day i was having bum sex with a bottle of glue after my boyfriend dumped me. some of it squirted inside and glued it shut. in great agony i got an idea. i listened to the hoffs hooked on a feeling song and it magically broke the glue seal in my bum free! if hoffs music can do that it can do anything! hoff infinity!
768. Posted by: To the haters
03/09/06
Listen to Night Rocker and learn a few things about The Hoff. He will forgive you for your comments.
767. Posted by: all the Hoff haters are inbred
03/09/06
I'm really pleased that the haters waste minutes of their lives spreading negativity about The Hoff, haven't you got anything better to do? Listen to Night Rocker.
766. Posted by: can we say birth control
03/09/06
all you hoff fans should have been sock sperm
765. Posted by: thanks angry american
03/09/06
from one intelligent american to another the torch is passed, lit, and burning them all a new asshole!
764. Posted by: To the shitfaces
03/09/06
all of you wack offs sure are a lot better trying to help someone make it to number one that you don't even know. I would rather be laughing at a terd then paying money to smear it all over my face anyday!
