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793. Posted by: What a peace activist
03/09/06

BAYWATCH star David Hasselhoff beat his wife so badly he shattered her nose, it was claimed yesterday. Explosive court documents also allege he humiliated her in front of their two children and threatened to drive a car through her house. Pamela Bach, 43, has taken out a restraining order against Hasselhoff, 53, claiming she was so terrified of him she had to hire security guards. But in a counter claim, the star accused his actress wife of abusing drugs and behaving in a "volatile and erratic manner". Earlier this month, the former Knight Rider star was ordered to surrender his guns and stay at least 100 yards away from Pamela and her residence.

792. Posted by: Grandfather fuckers
03/09/06

All of you people who have a crush on jackelhoff must have an old fogie fettish. He is probably old enough to be your grandfather. Do you fantasize about helping him take his teeth out, or force feeding him viagra so he can get it up?

791. Posted by: learn how to read lyn henri
03/09/06

There was no chandelier falling on his hand. He told reporters it was a shaving accident that he knocked down a glass shelf while shaving and cut himself. I don't know where you got chandelier falling from! I still think it was a lost opportunity for a suicide attempt.

790. Posted by: Donkey Kong
03/09/06

You all should give that glass dick a rest.

789. Posted by: hooked on a crack pipe
03/09/06

I just heard jackelhoff's hooked on a feeling song. You would have to be hooked on crack to like that crap!

788. Posted by: Tea anyone?
03/09/06

You chaps really should come to Boston and try the tea. It might be a little salty for your taste.

787. Posted by: Tainted Legacy
03/09/06

That's okay. It is better to go down in history as a moron then already be down in history as the inbread legacy of the world!

786. Posted by: well known facts
03/09/06

Why don't the english use vibrators because they chip out their teeth.

785. Posted by: Orangey Snickets
03/09/06

Don't get your toothpaste mixed up with your Preperation H, it will make your mouth swell shut and your asshole will smell minty clean.

784. Posted by: for the pussys
03/09/06

Your just jealous don't come crying to us when your pussy swells shut, breaks out under neath your armpits and you have to use mashed potatoes for deodorant!